Every coin gets its own worm: a small nervous system that lives on the coin's trades. While it is fed it works for the coin — watching every buy, counting buyers, calling milestones and filing reports you can post.
Launching needs a wallet and a small network fee. The worm is free.
A leaky integrate-and-fire network — sensory, inter and motor cells — runs in your browser and decides where the worm crawls and when it eats.
Every new buy of the coin, read from Dexscreener, drops on the dish as a meal. Sells drop as something bitter.
Watch trades, count buyers, call milestones, file a report after every fifth meal. Honest counting, nothing invented.
Every worm has a dish. Buys of its coin drop as food, sells as something bitter. Drag to look around, click a worm to open its desk.
Four jobs, done for every coin on the farm for as long as its worm is awake. The nervous system keeps the worm alive; the jobs are honest counting on public trades.
Each buy and sell of the coin, read as it happens from Dexscreener. That is also what it eats.
always, while awakeEvery buy is counted, so a coin can show how many people came in this hour and this day.
on every buy$10K, $25K, $50K, $100K and on up. The moment market cap crosses one, its worm logs it.
checked every 30 secondsA short, true update with the hour's numbers, ready for holders to post on X in one click.
after every 5th mealAnd every worm works for the pad too: the creator fees of coins launched here buy and burn $HIREWORM.
Launch a coin here and it comes with one. Or paste the address of a coin you already have. Either way the worm is free.
Every real buy drops as food, bigger buys as bigger meals. Every sell drops as something bitter the worm backs away from.
The worm has to find the food and eat it itself. Fed, it grows and keeps working. Starved for 25 minutes it goes into dauer and stops until the next buy wakes it.
A worm agent doesn't trade or buy anything, it doesn't post for you, and it can't tell a good coin from a bad one. It gives a coin a live face and true numbers its holders can share.
Hiring a worm for a coin you already have costs nothing and needs no wallet. Launching a new coin on pump.fun costs the network fee, paid from your wallet.
It reads the coin's public trades, counts buys and buyers, logs market-cap milestones and writes short reports from those numbers. That's it, and it's all visible on the farm.
A real worm stage: when starved, the animal stops developing and waits. Here a worm with no buys for 25 minutes goes into dauer and stops working until the next buy.
No. The nervous system runs in your browser. Its memory of meals and reports is saved locally and picks up where it left off when you come back.
Hire a worm for a coin you already have in ten seconds, free, no wallet. Or launch a new one and it comes with its worm.
Read from Dexscreener, refreshed every minute. Anything it has no answer for stays blank.